Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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