Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I checked into jail on foursquare
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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