What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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