I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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