i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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