Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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im so drunk with asians
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?