Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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