I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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