Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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