im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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