I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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