Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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