oh god the rape fog is back!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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