In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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