We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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