she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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