like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Mom said you looked used
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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