She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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