I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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