What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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