Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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