have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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