Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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