I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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