I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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