I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Everclear isn't food dammit
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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