dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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