You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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