Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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