Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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