this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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