She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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