But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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