i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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