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508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.

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(002) 508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway. http://tfl.nu/mu6c

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I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(303): I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine. http://tfl.nu/vmvb

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anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(617): anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj http://tfl.nu/74ok

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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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(818): I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning. http://tfl.nu/ecmy

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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar

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I think you broke the trashy scale

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(716): On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar (1-716): I think you broke the trashy scale http://tfl.nu/ebyr

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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

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thats actually pretty good logic

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(724): I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars" (412): thats actually pretty good logic http://tfl.nu/znkn

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."

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(202): But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery." http://tfl.nu/8w5e

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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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(303): And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first. http://tfl.nu/c9e0

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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE

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(902): OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE http://tfl.nu/77eb

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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

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(859): will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour http://tfl.nu/165f

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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side

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(847): I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side http://tfl.nu/k88p

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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.

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(501): My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success. http://tfl.nu/qdpi

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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.

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(+61): You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success. http://tfl.nu/j71q

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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness

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(615): A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness http://tfl.nu/k0cp

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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.

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(816): Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard. http://tfl.nu/x9vd

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