I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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