Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
honey bunches of taint.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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