either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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