Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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