kristin has been a bad kristin
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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