I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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