im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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