ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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