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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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