So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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