well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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