How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Randomize
