Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i drank out of a bidet.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Alive.
So much puke
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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