can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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