At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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