I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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