She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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