Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his