apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...