Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing