I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened