All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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