i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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